Sunday 28 August 2016

PLEASE DON'T BE LIKE THAT COOL FM CALLER.


Ok, so I was just listening to radio, Cool 96.9fm to be precise, and the On-Air Personality on the Sunday Chill Out Zone with Chili said a government agency has promised to reward persons who submit up to 20 killed rats, in a bid to eradicate Lassa fever.

Funny but good move, if you ask me. But a hustler like me quickly whipped up an idea, guess what!

Caller said he would catch the rats but not kill them immediately. Why? Caller has decided to rear these very same rats we are trying to kill, so as to breed more rats to kill, to attract more rewards!

Whaaa!!!! lol.

Ok, let's do simple substitutions: if you replace rats with corruption, and the caller with the government, what you get!

Please don't be like that caller.

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